Sangria + Lychees = a Recipe for Disaster
October 26th, 2006 | Posted by Shannon
I have some questions. Firstly: Is This Hot?
NOT. This is the contestant who is not afraid to use her sexuality? The one who shook her ass on camera in her audition tape? Man, she is butt-ugly. She’s all crosseyed and shit. Plus, to make matters worse, she’s a PASTRY CHEF WHO ISN’T VERY GOOD AT MAKING DESSERT. Hmmm. The whole situation is a little sketchy.
Mommy, Otto did something bad and I’M GOING TO TELL. Oh wait, I’m not going to tell. I’m going to huff and I’m going to puff and then, I’m going to get ELIA to tell.
Lame.
Second question. WHAT IS UP WITH SAM’S HAIR?
Dude. At least Midgely had the good sense to cover his up. Also, you look way too serious all the time.
